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Shout out to my fellow ankle biting homo porn freaks
Are you a chihuahua?
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a dog.
Bro, we can all tell. We’ve just been too polite to say anything.
Get some help. Destroy a throw pillow. Shit on the entryway carpet. Do chihuahua things. Get off the internet.
Fuck
Apparently, all small dogs go to hell.
I knew you’d relate, dingdong
“Sport Nuts”. Yeah, they are going to hell…
“So Called Christians”, sounds like the sorta person the sign holder is.
See also “hypocrites”
"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over."
–Emo Phillips
It’s an interesting take, at least, given the quasi-religious nature of support for sports teams. Maybe they’re just not happy about the dip in church attendance that resulted from the NFL playing games in London (which broadcast at 10 AM EST).
Oh shit, I didn’t read the overall message at first and thought hell yeah, I’m a bunch of these things.
But they’re anti-these things, so fuck them.
I want to make mostly the same sign but with the opposite message.
e: also, pencil neck weak kneed gutless men are my jam. Plus long haired freaky people. They can apply.
^ least mocking jesus mocker
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Surely this person hates Trump for being a money loving, two faced hypocrite pervert.
Hahahaha. No.
And a money lover.
“All non-homemakers”? That’s literally anyone who has a job. Such a wide net. I love it. I’m a “non-homemaker” from now on.
But ankle biters are babies… This dude’s picking fights with baby killers AND babies?
Playing both sides
Well, yes, but he doesn’t kill the baby until AFTER they’re born!
Kill the baby before they’re born? Oh the horror!!!
Let the baby be born? Fuck you kid! Welcome to the real world!
And then hope about 12 years later the baby doesn’t get invited to the island by some wealthy fuck.
Who ever said they gave a shit about the twelve years later bit? They certainly are not demonstrating a great amount of care out there.
You know, I get the feeling that this guy is not a nice person at all and just hates everyone. What, uh, what do you guys think?
There’s this church group that would show up to my university once every year holding signs that read:
"IF YOU ARE:
Liberal Atheist Buddhist Hinduist Agnostic Muslim Etc Etc
YOU WILL GO TO HELL"
We had a running joke that they could and did put anything they wanted on that sign except “jewish” which would be the only thing that would get them banned from campus lol.
It’s weird that I’ve never heard “Hinduist” before even though “Hinduism” is obviously very common.
Most of these sign holders are still reeling from seeing a nonwhite in a public space. Knowing proper terminologies is not their charge.
Same here, I think the more common way to say a ‘follower of hinduism’ would be to say that they are hindu?
Yeah, I’ve only ever heard “Hindu”. “Hinduist” would be like “Christianist” or “Buddhistist”.
What is an ankle biter?
Slang term for a kid.
A “badly behaved”/annoying kid is how I know of it being used
Or a tiny dog with a loud bark.
It’s crazy how deranged right wingers constantly make the left look so fucking rad. I want to live in a world where the actual DNC behaves like the boogeyman DNC that they made up in their heads.
I think “Pot Smoking Lil’ Devils” is a great name for a beer league softball team.
Religious people are the single most 2 faced crowd I’ve ever met.
Where all my Pot Smoking Little Devils at?
cough
I’m not a woman or a sports fan otherwise I would’ve got a full set 😥
Dykes in a car: Ok! No problem. Dykes on a bike: Hell.
“False religions”
