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✂️ accidentally ✂️
So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival
April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.
The tinder lovin’ party - republicans.
I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered “I don’t know what to think of someone saying ‘You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.’ Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?”
Found the video. It is also a joke.
Did you feel the love of God inside you?
Yes, but “the love of God” is what I call her 2 fingers…
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.
Did it have a fire exit?
Enjoy your death trap ladies.
Next she could accidentally get some braces.
Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.
Hey now, we measure our teeth with .38 Special, not 9mm, thank you very much.
Sure. We have the technology. If you’re getting a fake job for a fake cause, perfect your fake look.
You’re wrong, and your statement is despicable
*clutches pearls *
No, just wrong
Oh no! I feel so bad!
Go get some braces.
Sir Cringeington
New fetish unlocked…
it’s really not that new
True - I have been beating it to les conversions for years. A Christian influencer or two have slipped in from time to time.
I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.
The actual short is a joke and it ends with her “accidentaly” going on a date with a woman and “accidentaly” learning what scissoring is
Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.
I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??
/s
Apparently it’s the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.
And the gas for the uhaul
Just get a trailer style and hitch it to your Outback.
I think you meant Subaru.
What do you think an Outback is?
Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?
Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s
Accidental bean flick
Just say no homo
Just say no, homo
Or
Just say “no homo”
Or
Just say-no homo
I don’t know you! Give me back my purse!
