Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
What happened to his ozempic bod?
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
Yeah I always forget that he’s just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn’t always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs
Can’t he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can’t suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out
Too much HGH
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing…
It’s uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.
The butt implants were a mistake.
I don’t know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
He’s wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal
That’s what you get with steroids ans no sport.
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Behold the master race
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…
That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.
I’d agree with you if there weren’t unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same…just a lot more difficult to look at.
It’s for boys. Teddy wears one too. It’s called a boydle.
I was gonna call it a corset.
Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
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It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead
The Hunch Chest of McDonaldland.
Came here to say just this.
He looks like a broiler chicken.
Someone’s gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Just shedding his old skin.
It’s possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that’s what it looks like to me
He’s still a fat fucking idiot though
Maybe a corset when on stage?
Hope it’s not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it’s considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.
Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.
Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.
He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out
Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
That might be a part of it, but…
(cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)
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The fuck is happening there? Jesus
HGH
Bulletproof implants then
There’s only one way to find out
We’re going to need a bigger bullet.
.50 api it is then.
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
Bullet resistant* vest
Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don’t think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.
Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he’s probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it’s enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you’d expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.
I think more like s bullet proof corset
That’s not at all camouflaged.
Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head
With a completely exposed face?
