Does anyone know who the original creator is?

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
      2·
      3 hours ago

      Assuming you’re a mortal you shouldn’t have to worry about it in your life time, but assuming you have sold your soul for immortality, you should wash once every 666th celestial alignment CAUTION! you should never use regular soap and water and especially none marketed as sacred or holy water as this can agitate the skin, instead you can find chicken blood in the meat department or sometimes it is marked as fishing bait, this is an all natural alternative, don’t be afraid to experiment by making your own there is nothing quite like organic home made and you can use high quality ingredients better quality than what you find in stores like sheep’s blood or the blood of your first born. Your Immortal soul will thank you for it, Oops silly you already sold that.

    • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      48·
      2 days ago

      Don’t shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it

      Brush them every few days or so and they’re fine (that’s overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em

      Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I’d assume, but probably even more averse to water

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
        211·
        2 days ago

        Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.

        Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.

        And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.

            • tpyo@lemmy.world
              20·
              2 days ago

              They’re hired out in lots of places because of their appetite for things others won’t eat. The blackberry has become invasive in parts and the thick growths of them can become impenetrable

                • tpyo@lemmy.world
                  6·
                  2 days ago

                  What a goat! I assume they’re responsible for the broken planter tray as well?

                  Also I didn’t see the alt text until I replied. Do you have more pictures of your beasties?? I love goats!

      • And009@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        12·
        2 days ago

        The wet brush didn’t work for me, what others don’t mention is the heat. A wet brush melts away quickly, Baphomet need specialized metal tooth comb (the kind you use with hell cats).

      • ulterno@programming.devEnglish
        1·
        1 day ago

        If you are good at metallurgy, you can identify the dirt substance and develop magma, specific to cleaning that particular thing.

        Normally, just use Hellflame lvl10 and then brush off the ashes.

  • multifariace@lemmy.world
    63·
    2 days ago

    How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.

    edit: You’d have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn’t seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it’s not possible is all I’m saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.