To be fair, it was Rubio and Kennedy, they could put an owl to sleep with their bullshit.
Ngl, as I’m sure its not actually Greeezy Newsom, but whoever they’ve got putting these posts together is goat-tier shit poster.
WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.
The last line is when I realized the satire style is different, and then saw Fan Account and the avatar.
Yea, I think many missed that.
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Nobody gonna talk about the headline? This is like North Korea state news headlines.
SUPREME LEADER VISITS SAUSAGE FACTORY.
GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENERALS.
GREAT LEADER EATS ENTIRE SANDWICH.
Like, why is it news the president is doing something that all presidents routinely do?
For a moment I thought you wrote “GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENITALS.”, guess that could also have been true.
Bubba?
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Another reason why Krasnov does not want to attend the G-20. The mofo will fall asleep drooling like a Japanese cartoon character.
God they’re gonna push this guy for 2028 aren’t they?
The fan account this is clearly signposted as being from?
Oh, I understand its a fan account. I still think it’s a sign the DNC is gonna latch on to Newsom because he’s the perfect representation of the same old shit with a new coat of paint.
Well I would hope we could find someone with more qualifications than running a satire account.
We put a broke ass mother fucker posing as rich on a reality show as president and you think a satire account becoming president isn’t possible? I’m telling you, at this point, fictional characters are possible. These idiots will elect Futurama’s version of Nixon if they get a chance. “Agnew!!!”
Arooooooo!
Fictional characters?
wouldnt be the worst option either
i’d rather have the satire shitposter, please.
I’d hope so but these days, maybe I wouldn’t expect so.
There’s always Camacho if Newsom falls through. I think the country is ready
I would vote for Camacho over Newsom. Newsom is a slimey git that gives California a bad name.
Whoop!
Go away, baitin!
We have comacho already
Comacho was an idiot but he was genuinely trying to improve his country. Do not insult his greatness by comparing him to any living politician.
Don’t insult Dwane Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho like that. He listened to the smartest guy on earth. Pedo Antionette on the other hand things the smartest.
I mean…thinking about the Democratic Party in terms of “they” is a little strange. Seem like anybody so steering that ship, to you?
But, for what’s left of their functioning and coherent apparatus…he’s certainly trying to make it impossible for them to not choose him.
It’s a sentiment based on multiple elections where voters did not get to participate in a Democratic primary.
Him or Kamala part 2
I’d vote for Newsom. He’s not my favorite person but he’s a fine politician. I’d prefer a more progressive candidate (and will vote for one in primaries) but I honestly think Newsom would be good for the country.
I mean, I’ll vote for a turd in a hat over Trump, but I won’t be happy about it. I voted for Biden, I voted for Harris. But they’re awful candidates and were/would have been unable to address the core issues of our nation.
Newsom won’t do anything either. He’s another moderate Democrat who doesn’t know the struggles of the average American, but he’s learned to mimic Trump’s bully-esque messaging style. He’ll just continue exacerbating the core issues setting up the GOP for another long slide towards outright fascism, just like Biden did.
I’m worried about anyone who writes in all caps seeking more power.
He’s just another wealthy nepo baby who yearns for power.
But, hey ho, let’s keep making the same stupid decisions and hoping for different outcomes. Surely that will address the material conditions the average Americans live under.
The AMERICAN left is demented. They literally believe democrats are worse than trump. You guys bitch that democrats don’t fight back and the moment one does, you guys shit on them and tear them apart, doing all of Trumps work for him. You all deserve this, it’s just a bitch that you’re all hurting the rest of the world with your B.s.
Bunch of babies refusing to vote Dem. You guys are responsible for trump, the left around the world hates you
Just logging in to say you’re completely right and don’t let the near perfect split up-to-downvote ratio convince you otherwise, given the sample size of people on here that you’ve directly accused. They felt personally attacked and refused the completely valid criticism.
The reason conservatives clear elections again and again?
Conservatives. Stick. Together.
There is no solidarity amongst the left and never has been, which is why everyone is currently in the dystopian present. It was a sequence of events, not one random candidate (who already did a 4-year term before btw with far less damage). The “left” had every chance to stop this. Decades and decades, in fact. But when push came to shove, they decided a democratic black woman wasn’t as good as a dogwhistling fascist. Ta da.
Enjoy patting yourselves on the back while your dictator takes away everything you love. Maybe this is actually the only way left for the collective ego death necessary to progress society.
This past election showed the split on the left, particularly with a large group of leftists who want no allies and reject any imperfect ally and treat them as the enemy. If you’re even slightly right, or even left of someone they will lump you in with the MAGA pile for daring to dissent. These people rejected allies so hard, that they stepped aside and let trump win rather than vote in the
old white maneducated black woman.Sadly this past election is also the first time I experienced blatant racism from the left, towards anyone they disagreed with. It got ugly, and the American left showed that they’re really the other side to the same crazy American coin.
I guess I can’t expect leftists born inside the belly of the beast to actually know how to behave like leftists and win.
He has literally attacked homeless people, stole their possessions, AND threw trans people under the bus by inviting Charlie Kirk (RIP BOZO) into his podcast and essentially saying trans people caused Kamala’s loss.
He’s a rich Californian who hates poor people AND is transphobic. Anyone who tries to rally people to vote for him EVEN BEFORE ANYTHING HAS EVEN HAPPENED clearly has not learned their lesson from the 2016 and 2024 losses and CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
Anyone with a brain knows the dems spent too much time with performative gendered bathroom issues.
But the greatest country in the world has solved sexism, homophobia, and racism, so naturally they move onto the next group to campaign for. Doing otherwise would be an admission.
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He physically attacked a homeless person and robbed them? Is there footage? He murdered someone with a bus?? You said “literally” so im taking it as such.
And like I said, trump is better to you right? So fuck the Dems
He participated on multiple police raids against homeless camps and gleefully appeared on camera confiscating their possessions. So yes.
Once again, we are allowed to hate the corporate fellating shit heels BEFORE the primary. In two years. We can point out the obvious shortcomings and demand an actual progressive. Right up until the DNC chooses Gavin, despite what their voters want. Then we have to hold our nose and vote for the asshole that platforms Nazis while doing his best Blue Steel in his Gucci suit.
The primaries are a good point to bring up. Americans on the left bitch about who gets picked to run for president, but are you guys joining the Democratic Party? Are you voting on the primaries? Are you helping, donating and volunteering for the candidates you prefer? Just waiting for the party to pick a candidate and then complaining is useless. That’s how you get what happened last time, you guys demanded Biden step down at the 11th hour and he does and you guys saw the educated black lady alternative and went “eeew no, not that”
It’s why the rest of us think your entire country is nuts
I vote in every election, I knock on doors, I phone bank.
But in the end it doesn’t matter. When the DNC decided Bernie Sanders wouldn’t be their guy and rammed Clinton through, they got sued by Bernie supporters for cheating.
They said in court, for the world to hear, that yes, they cheated, yes they broke their own rules to make Hillary the pick, but rules aren’t laws and no one but the DNC can enforce the rules, so fuck all yall we can take your donations and choose who we want.
Everyone knows this now. No one believes in the system. Is very hard to get people to set aside this knowledge and get excited about a candidate that we would actually want, when we know who ever takes the most bribes gets the nomination.
Then nobody wants to vote, the ones who really don’t want republicans do it anyway, but nobody is happy about it.
I live in California (hence the Newsom hate) and it’s incredibly easy to vote here. Even before universal mail in was a thing, I never waited more than 5 minutes to vote. People in red states wait upwards of 8 hours much of the time. No one is standing in line for 8 hours to vote for someone they really don’t want anyway.
Bernie is another one, how do you demand that we remove all the old white men from power while demanding sanders? I want all of them out, on the right and left. Bernie has great ideas but he can’t even win the support of one party, how is he gonna win the whole country? Pick a younger candidate
The problem is not that they are old and white, it’s that they are taking corporate bribes and don’t give a shit about the next generation.
That’s not the case with Bernie. He’s too old now, but ten years ago he was more than good enough to make up for his oldness and his whiteness. Making himself a platform for AOC to stand on was a good thing as well.
I’ll take AOC for sure but I won’t make exceptions for Bernie. There’s no point to a rule or belief if you make exceptions
and the moment one does
still waiting for that moment.
I think we should give Joe Biden another shot.
Fan account?
Fan account?
You guys have more politicians that talk like Trump? Or did he adopt the style after Trump’s success?
He’s directly making fun of/satirizing Trump.
It’s his whole shtick now
It was funny like the first 5 times
It’s not serious leader material
In a country run by clowns, a serious leader is one who knows he’s in a circus.
Well then, good thing Newsome didn’t post this!
All y’all need to join with the FaceBook conservatives for a social media literacy class.
“NOOAWW! I believe whatever I want to believe and it’s all TRUE!”
“fan account”
He’s trying to satirize Trump.
No, to all caps. Yelling is not generally a good form of communication.
IT’S CALLED MOCKERY
IT’S ALSO A FAN ACCOUNT THEY CAN DO WHAT. THEY. WANT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
JESUS CHRIST YOURE EITHER EXTREMELY OUT OF THE LOOP OR JUST BEING WILLFULLY IGNORANT. EITHER WAY, GET BETTER.
I HAVE ENABLED CAPSLOCK IN MY MIND. SO IT IS ACTUALLY YOU WHO IS NOT COMMUNICATING WELL, PLEASE STOP YELLING.
I HAD A BOSS WHO, ON SCREEN-SHARED MEETINGS, WOULD HIT CAPS LOCK BEFORE EACH CAPITAL LETTER AND HIT IT AGAIN AFTER. FOR EVERY CAPITAL LETTER NEEDED, UNLESS THEY WERE CONSECUTIVE.
Stop I’m so afraid
Lmao what a fuckin nerd
This screams: YOU OFFENDED MY DEAR LORD, SNOWFLAKE!
I AIN’T READING ALL THAT
I’M HAPPY FOR YOU THO
OR, SORRY THAT HAPPENED
~thank you for your attention to this matter~
What does Fan Account mean?
It’s a fan of newsom, not newsom.
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It says “fan account” at the top.
I don’t know what that means
That would mean this is posted by an account that is not actually the governor and is a parody account instead
Okay. Good.
